R1:4675306615da

Add a "metronome" for spreading service call load

Summary:
Ref T13244. See D20080. Rather than randomly jittering service calls, we can give each host a "metronome" that ticks every 60 seconds to get load to spread out after one cycle.

For example, web001 ticks (and makes a service call) when the second hand points at 0:17, web002 at 0:43, web003 at 0:04, etc.

For now I'm just planning to seed the metronomes randomly based on hostname, but we could conceivably give each host an assigned offset some day…