R1:c6b05dbb63a1

Add a very basic cache status page

Summary:
Ref T5501. This is just getting version detection and availability right, probably.

Eventually, this will get lifted up a bit and "$remedy" will turn into setup issues (or maybe one setup issue saying "your cache setup is messed up, click here to understand why").

Test Plan:
{F362935}

I intend to shove these up to production one-by-one since production is APC and local is Opcache + APCu.

Reviewers: btrahan

Reviewed By: btrahan

Subscribers: epriestley…